Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
by Holly Grale August 18, 2016
Get the long dong silvamug. "guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019
Get the Ding Dong Ditchmug. Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017
Get the ding-dong-ditchmug. by Su’umYungGai June 18, 2018
Get the Ding Dong and Dashmug. When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017
Get the Ding Dong Ditchmug. In an online game, when you think your next kill will level you but it doesn't is pulling a ding dong dang.
by Pamalyn December 16, 2008
Get the Ding Dong Dangmug. by MC NiLLy bITcH May 11, 2008
Get the Ding Dongmug.