Alpha Sigma Phi

a frat with weird alcoholics who like to hug instead of kiss

My Alpha Sigma Phi brother gave me the best hug the other day

by stickyfratboy42069 February 14, 2025

Alpha

The first letter of the Greek alphabet, a code word representing the letter A, used in radio communication

@atleastimnotorange: I can't believe ill never emit Alpha energy cuz I'm a neurodiverse.

Us: that's true because your momma raised you like a bih.

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Crazed Alphas

Someone who is continually depressed and hates any type of social interaction.

Cody : I think I am part of the crazed alphas

Svade : Way to be super fucking cringe bro.

by SonofGiants June 4, 2021

Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.

"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."

by arf79 April 1, 2023

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016

Alpha

1. The first letter of the Greek alphabet. See Α, α, ἄλφα, and alfa.

2. In game development, used to denote a stage of the game development when key gameplay mechanics are implemented. Comes after Pre-alpha and before Beta.
3. In a social hierarchy, used to denote a person who has a high social position, an example is an alpha male.

Usage 1: Alpha is a letter of the Greek alphabet.
Usage 2: The game is currently in the alpha stage
Usage 3: He is an alpha male.

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

Alpha so2

A shitty head kid who thinks he has gamesens bt he don't know Bots are better than him.

Alpha so2 succs

by Cyberg so2 November 11, 2020