Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty Gotleib

The act of Sticking one's penis into the blow hole of an orcka whale.

I had to swim for miles in the ocean so I could find an Orcka and give it a dirty Gotleib.

by Big Money Dizzle July 15, 2010

Dirty Haiden

Someone is a Dirty Haiden when he pulls down his pants at a nightclub and slaps his dick into a smoothie that a woman has been drinking then later goes to have sex in the trunk of a car after they have had sex they go into the store and piss inside of some peanut butter.

" hey do you wanna go have a dirty haiden?"

by Flashy17 YT May 1, 2020

Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.

I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Dirty Bunk

When someone knowingly hands you a beat bowl.

Damnit, Danielle! You dirty bunked me didn't you?!

by nikkiihunt March 2, 2011

The dirty sandoval

Sticking ur Peter in a girls dirty trail

Its more then a mustache its the hole beard the dirty sandoval

by Ooof1999 July 18, 2019

Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food

Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well

by Big J-man August 28, 2021