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Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
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Turd Hurdler

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')
Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016
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ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
by uttttyler May 9, 2011
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turd chicken

When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.
by ViciousValley September 20, 2023
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Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
by Pete1688 October 6, 2012
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turd tennis

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."
by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022
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shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
by milpoolSK March 7, 2017
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