The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Many Worlds Theory

The quantum theory which states that all possible quantum universes can exist simultaneuously. It solves the Schrodinger cat problem by stating that the universe splits at each quantum junture, and hence the cat is alive in one universe and dead in another.

In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.

Recently, an increasing number of physicists have voiced their support for the Many Worlds Theory.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Theosexual

A sexual attraction to god or other higher power

Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.

by godishot October 11, 2011

Theobromine

The chemical name for chocolate. The chemical formula is C7H8N4O2.

Theobromine is the chemical name for chocolate

by MCE626 February 13, 2015

The Theocracy Party

A.K.A. The Republican Party

Stem Cell research ban, the Terri Shaivo case, faith-based initiatives, 10 Commandments on Alabama state grounds, attacks on the theory of evolution.

by Joe M. May 13, 2005

Chrongyno theory

Is the concept of moving backwards and/or forwards to different points in time through the vagina, or better know as gynowormholes. It is currently unknown whether the laws of physics would allow time travel, through the vagina. gynowormholes are a type of hypothetical warped spacetime which are also permitted by the Einstein field equations of general relativity, although it would be impossible to travel through a gynowormhole unless it was what is known as a traversable gynowormhole.

"Have you proven your chrongyno theory yet? I really want to jump into that Gynowormhole and travel back in time"

by Patrico January 9, 2008

Milch Cow Theory

The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.

The modus operandi of Fox News demonstrates that Rupert Murdoch subscribes to the Milch Cow Theory.

by Two Hep Cats January 7, 2012