by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022
Get the Toss a Squirrel Through Itmug. When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
by nrcraddo October 12, 2017
Get the squirrel jumping on a trampolinemug. She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015
Get the Trailer Park Squirrelmug. A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022
Get the Alabama Attack Squirrelmug. Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
by Rex Code June 20, 2012
Get the secret squirrelmug. by TXMorgan May 22, 2007
Get the squirrel tailmug. the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.
by Leashie December 9, 2008
Get the german flying squirrelmug.