by billy dillhole May 30, 2006
Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon
Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick
by keightisgreight December 08, 2010
self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump
by The Twin December 28, 2009
Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011
a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.
by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010
1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.
2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.
2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.
1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"
by lshic January 19, 2008