Connor "Unc" Knee

Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.

by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024

Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

by Blacklipbastard August 21, 2017

Green Knee

When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter

Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again

by SmallHandsLondon May 23, 2023

Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth

awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip

by David Brown213 June 7, 2011

juicy knees

When a thick girl rubs your dick with her knees until you cum then you lick it off

Yo I had juicy knees last night

by Gofkshakwl November 21, 2018

Knees touching view

The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.

That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020

drops to the knee

It means that your penis is so long that it drops to your knee.

A: You know, I don't wanna brag but mine drops to the knee.
B: Woah! That's so damn huge. I don't think I can take it.

by PointTH June 17, 2017