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English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.
Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.
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English 2 Pre-AP

Oh man! I have to write an essay about the TPCASTT on a poem and a song for English 2 Pre-AP by tomorrow!
by Crispy_Memes April 20, 2018
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English

English is a Northern European language, part of the West-Germanic language family, making it most closely related to German and Dutch, and also related to some Nordic languages like Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian. It is best known for its extremely complicated and inconsistent methods of spelling and pronunciation, often confusing both native and non-native speakers whenever they encounter new words.

Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,

I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;

Tear in eye your dress you'll tear.
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?

Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it's written!)

Made has not the sound of bade,
Say—said, pay—paid, laid, but plaid.
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,

But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,
Previous, precious; fuchsia, via;
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,

Cloven, oven; how and low;
Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,
Hear me say devoid of trickery,
daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

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(You'll have to look up the rest of the poem, due to the character limit of the Urban Dictionary.
To any ESL readers out there, if you can read this poem out loud, and pronounce every word correctly, your English language skills are better than the majority of native speakers.
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English Enhancer

The act of sending Dalton titty pics to increase your English speaking abilities.
Person 1: Man my English sucks

Person 2: Just send a pic of your titties to Dalton, automatic English enhancer
by Swellboi January 29, 2022
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english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.
someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.
by oooowoooo March 23, 2019
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