Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.

by Aegeus HING4LYFE July 29, 2004

Double Texter

Someone who texts you once, then, for whatever reason when you don't text back they feel the need to text you again. Possibly on the same topic but usually consists of a sad face and a question conscerning your friendship (usually sarcastic). This has the potential to make you resent someone.

"Hey what's going on homie?"

No text back

":( Or just don't reply. I thought we were friends?!?"

"Why are you such a double texter noob? It really pisses me off...I was doing laundry I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO RESPOND!!!"

by S N double O P D O double G April 15, 2009

Double Johnson

1.Two of anything,usually occurring very close to one another.
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty

LT"yo dude i threw a grenade on Summit and blew up 2 MFer's"
Rover "double johnson"

by L T Smash April 25, 2011

double negative

A mixture of two negative words to create a negative ethos, which actually meakes a positive. A side effect of rapid speech.

"No nothing"

"Don't do nothing"

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.

"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"

by Ste Crayston November 02, 2006

double bubble

having the boobs and the ass..hense double bubble

shes deffently has a double bubble

by candy_gurl February 24, 2006

Double Dolphin

Gay sex maneuver, where a circumcised penis is "swallowed" by the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
NOTE the circumcised penis does NOT enter the pee hole of the uncircumcised penis, merely shares the forskin with the uncirumcised penis.

Two homos were seen doing the double dolphin

by Twiggy G April 16, 2009