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The Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008
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cloud strife

he is a man who's mind is out in the great green grass.he was in soldier and of couse misses all the fun.a type of guy that has trouble with the girls,
thinking at 18 men would grow out of that.a man stuck in childish mind, woundering whats real and whats not real, whats life worth ,how heavy is the bueden on his back. By the time the smartalkie finally figures it all out its to late to make up the time lost.
"only a puppet in his eyes."Cloud strife
by Cloud Alen Strife September 7, 2003
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Orbital Strike

An abilitly granted to CR 4 and 5 commanders in the online game Planetside. It is used by designating a target with a command uplink device. The target is then struck with a large energy beam fired from an orbital station in space. Also known as an "OS".
I destroyed an enemy AMS with my Orbital Strike.

My record for OS kills is 43.
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Earn Your Stripes

To lick a vagina while the girl is on her period.
Jane: Lick my pussy.

Tom: You're bleeding, I ain't licking that.

Jane: Earn your stripes boy.
by PussySeargent October 7, 2008
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strider

the gayest poerson alive.....he bangs my friends girlfriend in the mouth.....he lies about 9th grade hand jobs and blows for cocain....he plays socom 2 and his name is BuZZcoCK
that guy is as gay as strider
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Candy Striped

the act of shooting cum on a persons face so it looks like they have strips across their face.
I candy striped Spittle down on the boulevard.
by Justin Moores October 21, 2005
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