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Statist

Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.

Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.

Gary loses his few friends again
by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021
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Statik

Statiku is the name of the hottest blonde boy that has every existed. He is so hot that god had to nerf him because he was floating in pussy. Statiku participates in sexual intercourse because he is just that cool.
Omg, do you see that guy over there he is a total statik.
I have had a crush on statik for the longest time.

Me too girl. Statik is so hot
by Static1337 April 23, 2021
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statick

When you or someone hasn't slept with anyone in a long time
I downloaded tinder cause I've been statick for too long
by Oobee July 11, 2021
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Statix

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Statix, Better than donut bc he cringe.
by Statix69 July 30, 2021
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Statiatics

When the math won’t do what the math is supposed to do.
Does anyone recall the name of the property in statiatics where the individual metrics trend up but it makes the overall average decline.
by PotatoKing363 July 30, 2021
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Statiatics

When the math don’t do what you expect the math to do.
Does anyone recall the name of the property in statiatics where the individual metrics trend up but it makes the overall average decline.
by PotatoKing363 July 30, 2021
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statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.
"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"
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