doodly-squat 

The act (or attempt or result) of writing one's name in the snow by a female, or other such feat of aimed urination.

Courtney may be red hot, but you can't read her doodly-squat. Sue can doo it.

doodly-squat by HydeeeHo May 14, 2011

Squat Squad

A group of nine girls that DO no physical exercise and spend all their time on the Internet. These groups of girls pretend they work out and have a social life but really don't.

You see those girls over there they said they wee just at the gym, but they smell like pizza. What a squat squad...

Squat Squad by The Squatters November 26, 2016

FB Squatting 

Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.

A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."

FB Squatting by JhayEm June 10, 2010

Cheek squeak

The noise made when smiling which causes the saliva in your cheeks to pop in your cheeks. Usually can be heard when your bed partner is laughing at your in the dark.

Stop, I know your laughing at me. I heard a cheek squeak.

Cheek squeak by Lindleyhs December 13, 2012

squatter 

A Japanese-style toilet, over which you squat. Builds your quads!

Whaaaaaat? They only have squatters here? What if I miss?

squatter by Nick Pie February 24, 2004

squatter 

a filthy eastern european herion addict who breaks into someones house when the owners are on holiday and generally wreck the joint then claim to be refugees when the police are called and claim political asylum. 2 a person who has been made homeless at no fault of their own and break into decrepid houses in a bad state of disrepair that have been abandoned, then make the place inhabitable only to be forced out by the police and offered a hostel instead. 3 an american jew who's family has lived in the states for 200 years and tries to live in a bombshell of a house in the westbank when the israeli government has offered him a new house with fitted kitchen

fuckin squatters broke into my house and shit in the cupboards.

squatter by da origanal playa May 24, 2006

squat 

an enormous squirrel ravishing a cat. the end result of the animalistic love making.

the squat came from the cat's womb

squat by heartlessbeast January 17, 2009