The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
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The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
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I made this word up!
I made this word up!
This is an example of a cyber scream.
On the internet:
Mean kid- "Do we have to write a report?"
Me- "What do you mean?"
Mean kid- "DO YOU HAVE TO WRITE A REPORT?!?!?!?!"
Me- "Gee, I dunno. Maybe that's why the assignment is called the Experiment Report."
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Mean kid- "Do we have to write a report?"
Me- "What do you mean?"
Mean kid- "DO YOU HAVE TO WRITE A REPORT?!?!?!?!"
Me- "Gee, I dunno. Maybe that's why the assignment is called the Experiment Report."
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Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.
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