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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.
Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.
by Emerson89 February 10, 2014
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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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cyber scream

To scream on a message app or somewhat over the internet (in all capital letters and/or multiple !'s or ?'s.). Usually not to be mean or rude, but can be.

I made this word up!
This is an example of a cyber scream.

On the internet:
Mean kid- "Do we have to write a report?"
Me- "What do you mean?"
Mean kid- "DO YOU HAVE TO WRITE A REPORT?!?!?!?!"
Me- "Gee, I dunno. Maybe that's why the assignment is called the Experiment Report."
by maili.art September 24, 2014
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look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.
by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015
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skitter scream fart

I was with my friends the other day and I had a "skitter scream fart"
by Pablo Dimitri September 8, 2016
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daily scream

A period of the day after school where one breaks the fuck down and screams randomly every day because school is just to fucking hard
That exam is hard as dick bro, I think it's time for my daily scream
by thebro214 December 13, 2016
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