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shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.
Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"
by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008
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shuckup

The coolest way to say "shut the fuck up". Forget stfp, this is waaaayyyyy better.
by taytay11 February 9, 2010
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smack

smoke + crack = smack
by Mack Daddy Mik & T-Hurt September 25, 2007
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Smack

To have sex with...
As in using the word "smack" to replace the word "fuck". Not as in the form of a punch-like hit. As in the same way "hit" is used to replace "fuck" by some.
Guy1: She is so fit...

Guy2: Yeah i'd smack that silly
by smackhead January 6, 2007
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dick smack

is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....
by kris bigelow May 13, 2005
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Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.
Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.
by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018
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shuck

Female masturbation.

Adapted from its original meaning of "to shell a clam or oyster".
Yeah? Go shuck yourself!
by shanefl April 17, 2006
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