showercurtaining

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.

Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.

by Hydehun March 5, 2021

shower

something Jacob has never used

jacob is a nit bag cuz he never showers

by your fat mums sister April 27, 2021

Shoneez

Shoneez is the epitome of a warrior. A Goddess in her own right. Fierce and gentle, headstrong with a bith of whimsy. Any man will be lucky if Shoneez looks their way. A woman loyal and devoted. Strong and resilient. Your best friend, or worse enemy. Whatever you do, never betray a Shoneez

Shoneez the Goddess warrior, always ready to protect.

by N Tesla December 7, 2021

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.

"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"

by briefcase with a fanny pack May 4, 2022

ShowerGrower

(n.) A male who has large flaccid penis, but also grows into an even larger hard penis.

Guy1: I’m a Grower, not a shower, 3 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, solid Dong.

Guy2: Nice, I’m a shower, what you see, is what you get.

Guy3: I’m a ShowerGrower, what you see is just the tip of the ice berg, it Shows, and Grows.

Guy1/2: :0

by StoneColdSaidSo June 21, 2022

Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.

LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif

by flojoschmo November 1, 2022