Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.

John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.

by Harnbs December 26, 2024

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024