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Shatner Shift

An involuntary gesture characterized mainly by a shoulder twitch and outstretched palms of the hand. Always accompanied with a Shatner pause. The gesture received its namesake from William Shatner's portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek, who incorporated this into the character.

Can also be applied in real world situations to bring emphasis to an upcoming statement.
Proctologist: Ok get ready, you may feel some pressure.

Patient: Please doctor, I'm *Shatner shift* accustomed to being under pressure
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scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.
My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude
by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019
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scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.
You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched
by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019
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Shitter slam

Shitter slam or toilet slam is a term that refers to toilet action usually involving one or more individuals, in which all of the "victims" inside said toilet (or rarely a bath) are pissing, shitting and vomiting simultaneously
pesron A: Hey Greg wtf happened to you? You look like a victim of plague or something
person B: Oh really? i haven't noticed. I simply had no time as i was having the wildest shitter slam in the morning
person A: Oh boy...
by Hoppeh December 26, 2019
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Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.
That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.
by Slutterfield January 7, 2020
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Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.
Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!
by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020
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Shitter

Example hsi is a shitter at call of duty
by Ceant March 18, 2020
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