Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season- A season in the Autumn and Winter months, Were a woman handcuffs a man of her fancy, And the captured have to do sexual favors for her and/or marry her.

Woman 1: I just Captured a man and made him marry me
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!

by Shinkdmeister November 3, 2018

Shamon

A beautiful girl who doesn't think she is. She has beautiful blonde hair that she likes to straighten and has had many heartbreaks but she always gets back up again. A HUGE FAN of Billie Eilish. She also has eyes that change colour depending on her mood. She also likes to bite people!

Damn! That girl is curvy! She MUST be a Shamon!

by Cupcake fun time April 26, 2019

ass eating season

It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.

Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season

by Boi it's katilyn October 22, 2017

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009

Seasoned

The act of putting one or many bullets in to someone. Taken from the Daily Show when John Stewart referred to the act of Cheny peppering his friend with a shot gun as Seasoning.

This fool didn't know who he was messing with so me and the boys got in to the Escalade rode up on him and seasoned his ass.

by crashman0 April 11, 2006

ryker seamons

typically a dude who likes to work out and has the physique of a greek god.

ryker seamons is the sickest sickkunt

by sickkunt nation November 22, 2021