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Saleen

Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).

Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).

In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Salem sucky

A sexual act in which the female cups her mouth around a males anus while inhaling, and said male passes flatulence. Exclusively performed in Salem, Massachusetts
Hey man is it true your girl gave you a Salem sucky last night?”
by Wolfxn333 December 28, 2023
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Saleh

Someone that likes to go to Lidl rather than spend time with his valentines date
What you doing for Valentine’s Day ?”
“Going to Lidl”
Damn you’re such a saleh
by LidlLover123 February 19, 2024
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Saleemed

noun. The act of involuntary anal sex without lubricant.
Roger invested in Mullen Automotive, and promptly got Saleemed.
by Rockraven13 March 19, 2024
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Salas

A Salas is someone who isn’t afraid to do what’s right. They always seem to be strong when it’s needed most. They trust one and another and always have each others backs.
Yo bro your a salas and i appreciate it
by js211 March 20, 2024
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salem's love

oh, yeah? well ... my love is better than salem's love..?
by divinitezz May 29, 2024
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