Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

Backwards Coon Swing

Basically the good old average coon swing but with a bit of finesse. First you start off imitating a punch from your off-hand (not hitting the target) doing a full 360, building momentum for your coon swing. This attack is extremely effective and will instantly send your opponent to the dark realms.

Davo " I'll Backwards coon swing you"
*Backwards coon swings you but doesn't hit you to establish the superiority that Davo has"

PussyDickShit "oh no, he knows the move B̶̞̐̚á̴̪̺̯̗̼̝̥̖͓́̇͐̌̕͝c̶̰̘̈͌̀̚k ̡̗̰̟͕̟͉̥̞͐̊̽͝w̴͍͈̥̔͂̐̂͆̀̎͂͠a ̛̲̻͙̬̝̺̭͖̘́͂̈̚ͅr̵̛̹̾̈́͂̄̿̍͋d̵̩̲̰̩̣̀͑̉̕s̵̘̔͋̈̅̉͒̽́ ̡̩̭̱̜̮̭̼̺̱̊̈̾̂̑͘͝͝͝c ̖̍o ̱̦̉̉̆͘͜͝o̴̢͈͉̫͎͊̎̈ň̵̛̳͔̳̻͕̩̯̩͈͊̈͛̓̿͂ ̶̻͎̻̩̪̫̣͗s̶̢̹̪̭̼͍̻͎͉̅̓͝w̴͖̥̣͓̟̠̘̣͈̉̾́͐͝i ̮̦̹̽̔͂͗̈͊̀̆͘ǹ̶̘͛̊̍̚̕g̵̫͔̖̯͚̦͖͗̃̈͊̇͐͌̚͠ . I must retreat"

by trvxo July 1, 2019

Me and świnia

Definition of best friends forever, they are the best.

Oh we're like me and świnia

by istronglydislikemen April 9, 2021

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

by Mr. Titus December 31, 2021

Catch a mood swing

To suddenly find yourself having unexpected sex with someone.

If you’re going to your exe’s house, don’t catch a mood swing bro!

by Flurona 2.0 January 4, 2022

swine flu

A disease that is ravaging that land of the united states. Some say it is fake while others say that it is Obama's way to block up the border and stop the immigration of mexicans into america. (Even though he claims he is for opening the border)
While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.

Random Mexican 1:Damn essay im pissed off at them damn gringos for closing off the border

Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do

Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.

Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu

by +2 April 30, 2009

Swindy

1. A word that can be used in any context and in place of any other word
2. When stuff goes down
3. An exclaimation of anger, fear, happiness, sadness, or any other emotion

"They got swindy in the club." or "He was very swindy when he got shot in the leg."

by Kurt D. April 6, 2008