ham sucker

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex

Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker

by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016

Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.

I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.

Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.

by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011

Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.

Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.

by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024

Daddy Sucker

Not a mother fucker but a Daddy Sucker.

Get away from me you daddy sucker.

by Frecks_ June 12, 2024

Gobble Gobble Sucker

Means when someone ask you to do something but you don’t do it but when another ask you ask to do something you do it just

Carl ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said No. David ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said yes and gave him $5. Gobble Gobble sucker is when you don’t nothing for others but do something for certain people

by Lulfab February 10, 2022

knob sucker

A person who only sucks small dick because big dicks are too much.

Amanda is a real knob sucker.

by smikes90 June 13, 2018