Bum sniff

someone who takes pleasure from the sniffing of male bums

fuck off lawson u bum sniff

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003

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Smiff

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"

by GruffHater May 15, 2009

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stiff • stiffy • Stiffles • Stiffler • stiff upper lip • Stiffie • stiff neck • Stiff Little Fingers • stiffed • stiffin'

Botty sniffer

1 A person with a tendency to 'brown tongue'
2 A complete tosser/idiot/donkey dipper/Alex Ferguson/Roy Keane/anyone with a Manchester accent etc etc
3 Any Headteacher

Shut it ya botty sniffing, donkey dipping Manc....

You sniff botties, you do.....

by Beau T Snyfer April 12, 2004

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skiffy

Derogatory word for an immature fan of science fiction, or sci-fi. A science fiction fan who doesn't have a realistic attitude toward the genre, but thinks that science fiction is the be-all ad end-all of his/her life.

Look at that skiffy over there with the Spock ears. Let's hit him with the Shrek slime!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

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