Roberto

He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool

Roberto is my Bestfriend

by Owzles February 3, 2018

Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Robert Pattinson

A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.

omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple!!!!!!!!!??????????

by Rea Rea November 20, 2009

Roberto

Someone you don't want to be friends with, has no sympathy, is a bully, and really mean, only looks out for himself, he's also low key gay, he's not funny either

Person 1-you know who Roberto is

Person 2-oh yea that guy everyone hates

by 11.27.pm February 23, 2018

John Robert Bell

A man who discusses bad things, and addresses the horrible people in the world. made by @k1ttyc0r4 on tiktok.

"John Robert Bell id do good at debate, and arguing! I wonder how he gets his points!"

by k1ttyc0r4 October 14, 2020

Robert

Verb; An occurance, action or statement agreed by a majority to be so unhumourous with or without effort, that the occurance, action or statement is actually very hilarious.

Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.

"Fuck, that joke Robert made was so pathetic that I actually laughed."
"Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!"

Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today."
Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden."
Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"

by Lisa Power January 8, 2009

Robert Nideffer

A doctor of psychology who was also a writer. Worked at the university of Rochester. Worked as a teacher, clinical psychologist and as a sports psychologist. Developed the T.A.I.S.. Wrote creative works in the department of sports psychology such as: Assessment in Sport Psychology, An Athletes' Guide to Mental Training, Psyched to Win, The Inner Athlete: Mind Plus Muscle for Winning, How to Put Anxiety Behind You, and A.C.T., attention control training.

Psychology isn't just for crazy people! It's really fun to listen to crazy people and think how lucky you are! Robert Nideffer is a psychologist.

by MegaTokyoPiro October 7, 2009