Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?

Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024

Retarded

unintelligent, lack of brain cells, stupid

He smashed his head on the ground because he was retarded

by retard lover 218 November 23, 2024

Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shit

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....

Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Retarded retard

very stupid and says random words off of urban dictionary too much too much

Bodi: "Riley West you're such a retarded retard! I hate you."

by emmatheawesomecat February 9, 2025

retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.

“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”

by retarded farted March 19, 2025

retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.

“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”

by retarded farted March 19, 2025

Retarded

You want men to have to know how you feel but you don't want to have to respond with the response YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO HAVE... To YOU being in the same situation.

Hym "So I don't see how you're not retarded."

A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"

Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"

A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*

Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"

A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*

Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025