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Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.
"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"
by Unbalanced June 6, 2009
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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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recycling-retarded

1 (adj.) The phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can't remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.

2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.
You just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that's right next to the recycling bin. Yet you bitch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. I don't get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? You're recycling-retarded.
by zealant April 25, 2011
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Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
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completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans
"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."
by |QBA| September 17, 2005
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Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes
Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!
by Yortisme January 26, 2010
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get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!
by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003
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