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"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.
A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
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I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away
You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach
by Touchbutter November 29, 2019
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Manila Embassy Reach Around

When you see that the Manila embassy or any other embassy processes student visas and tourist visas during Covid, but doesnt do anything for American petitioned family based visas, such as K1.
Wow I've been waiting on my fiancee Visa for 9 months. Even during the pandemic, the embassy has been giving handies to tourists and students nonstop. But has refused to help us. I'm a victim of the Manila Embassy Reach around.
by Garglefart December 3, 2020
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Magnetic Acceleration Reactor

A Magnetic Acceleration Reactor (MAR) is a reactor that's invented by a Roblox group called Cosmic Science Inc; it generate power using magnetic forces and plasma from cells.
Breeze: Do you know how to replace cells in the Magnetic Acceleration Reactor?
Cat: No, but security have the footage.
Breeze: ok
by Mr Forc3 June 22, 2021
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Luxury In Reach

The #1 place to go for your luxury retail needs; bags, jewelry, accessories and more, they’ve got
you covered.
“I saw Candy Heron wearing a classic Chanel with gold hardware from Luxury in Reach, so I bought a classic Chanel with gold hardware from Luxury in Reach. “
by bagaholic November 24, 2021
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South Carolina Reach Around

When a big burly southern inmate reaches around his cell bars and grabs your little willy.
by Jo.momma December 17, 2021
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piece of [REDACTED]

when you try to insult someone but you dont want your parents to kill you so you censored the cuss
oh you piece of REDACTED i’ll REDACTED you
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022
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