retronaughty

What it was like to be naughty in the not to distant past, when a casual gesture or word was thought of as funny and a little naughty, not like today when it might considered sexist or sexual discrimination.

My lady co-worker giggled over my retronaughty advances but my boss said it was sexist.

by 2B+ April 6, 2015

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

Retrobituary

When people post or tweet about the death of a celebrity who actually died several years ago as if it just happened.

Did you see that Amanda posted a retrobituary for Harry Morgan? He's been dead for five years!

by MassEK January 25, 2017

retarted

when someone is so retarded they can't spell retarded

based on a real life experience not even kidding someone said retarted one time before

did he just say retarted?

by MR.UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 20, 2017

Retrorocket

When one has diarrhea and just barely makes it to the toilet. The pants are down. However, the firing commences and accompanies the descent before contact is made with the seat.

I don't know what I ate, but it just ignited a retrorocket.

by Gummy Beers August 12, 2018

Retortise

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018