Retardation

The act of being so fucking stupid that you literally make other people lose brain cells.

You are the absolute definition of Retardation.

by TayTayGamerson June 26, 2018

retard retardant

a retarded friendship that keeps normal boring unweird okay mentally sane alright unswag people away

Zahyra your retard retardant means you can’t make any friends!

by swagmasterskuxxdelux March 22, 2019

retardation tragedy

a retard who loses control and has no soul

oh my god he's such a retardation tragedy!

by Squilliam November 12, 2006

Retardation

A nation of retards.

Some countries are such retardations.

by Pubo December 7, 2016

Retard

One who posts a definition on UrbanDictionary of a word that's already been defined on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person 2: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person3: Person 1 and 2 are retarded.

by Namenlos12345 November 30, 2010

retard tingles

(pl. n., used with sing. or pl. verb): a spontaneous condition characterized by extreme discomfort & experienced by people in awkward situations; retard tingles occur in embarrassing circumstances including but not limited to: inappropriate laughter at ethnic jokes while person from said ethnic group is present, calling your teacher ‘mom’, walking in on your boss in the bathroom, and scenarios in most Ben Stiller movies.

Ending a phone conversation with ‘I love you’ when you are not talking to your significant other can cause severe retard tingles for the person on the other line.

Mike Myers exhibited symptoms of retard tingles - shifty eyes, nervousness, blushing - when Kanye West said “George Bush hates black people” during a telethon on live TV.

Your fart was so loud that the entire movie theater got the retard tingles!

by Samantha Ivy August 16, 2009

retard

The growing of a fungus

Stop that fungus from retarding.

by chriztopher December 28, 2012