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The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.
The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred
by Graaaaa December 31, 2020
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Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.
I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.
by Callbee July 9, 2022
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real man

Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male

However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"

A Real Man

Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.

responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive

a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous

protecting

not male chauvinist
I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.
by Interesting Take March 27, 2019
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Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
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Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.
Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.
by mactwisted October 23, 2011
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npc or real

ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person
“are u a npc or real”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”
by jalenaguirre July 3, 2022
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unbelievably real

The relationship between us, or this perfect match that has been made, is too good to be true, but it is definitely true, or unbelievably real.
by SurfsNaked September 13, 2016
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