A description of the HOTTEST guy you've ever IMAGINED-typically tall, a REALLY good basketball player, half Fiji and half Filipino, and the best personality a guy could ever have.
Damn, that's a Ray-Jaaaaay status boy right there; mmm, he is FINE reppin' his Jordan XIIIs and his tilted Suns hat! Holla!
by Marthemartian & TheeGabster November 1, 2008

When you use your executive position to lure younger cat loving man to dinner and serve them wine to get in their pants
by StephanieOld69 March 12, 2023

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.
During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

A Ray Bear is a ball of sunshine, they will brighten your day even if they are feeling bad themselves. They need to be reminded that their not alone sometimes but its all worth it in the end when you see them beam. They are the greatest people ever truly one of a kind so never let them go if you find one.
by MamaKoalaBear March 9, 2023

Ray llavender is a singer. He has the same record label as akon. This dude came out with a hot new track called my girl gotta girlfriend. He also made a remix of that song with Fabolous and red cafe. The remix is better. This song is sending a messege to any man or lesbian stud/butch who finds out that they girl had chick on the side. Dont sweat it as long as you can fuck them to. If you listen to the track or watch the video, You will get horny in a minute.
by lesbian stud November 18, 2007

Ray is the life of the party. He knows everyone on the boardwalk. He is the coolest guy on the block. Ray is known for his drinking habits. Will go out on the town every day of the week and not be hungover to surf 1 foot waves. He is the liquor.
by taquitobandit18 November 23, 2021

It's interesting how the Dodgers don't accuse the Rays of cheating, since they beat the Rays. It's also interesting how nobody ever accuses a team like the Dodgers of lying, cheating, or stealing (when they don't get beat). The 2 teams that got accused of cheating happened to be teams that beat the Dodgers in a World Series.
The Dodgers like the Rays because they didn't get beat by the Rays, so they didn't think the Rays cheated, they thought the Rays played fair baseball. They might not have thought that if they got beat again, there would be all kinds of scandals and whining again in baseball.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
