Ranchsexual

A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.

One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.

Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!

by fuckitimgoingtohell November 25, 2025

Dinero Ranchero

Spanish for "money rancher", this phrase is used to describle a person as having a knack for making money.

John is one heck of a dinero ranchero.

by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010

Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.

no, i heard he has a corn ranch.

by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010

Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)

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by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011

double rancid

Something that smells absolutely disgusting. Horrible Something you would never want to smell

Refer to rancid

That fart was double rancid *death*
That girls face is double rancid

by RANC1D July 7, 2011

Mad Ranch

When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.

Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog

by Labuzaid July 28, 2011

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013