ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 09, 2022
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pill-roast

snapping a pill in half, taking one half orally and sticking the other up your batty crease
rah that pill-roast has got me waved
by rorysagimp February 19, 2022
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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
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Rub the Roast

A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.
She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.
by kisssmyclasss June 13, 2012
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god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.
"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"
by DumbNuts February 20, 2016
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Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
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Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.
Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.
by Kuraion August 03, 2018
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