Tana Taffy Plank Puddin

A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.

That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.

by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022

puddin pop

puddin pop - noun - a male who is a total wimp and lacks the ability to do what is required of men.

Two friends in a conversation:

Alan: Alright, let's roll. It's almost midnight, bars close at 2.

Matt: Huh.... uh, I'm not really feelin it tonight man let's just chill here and smoke another bowl.

Alan: You are such a little puddin pop man. Now get it together already.

by Motron706 March 17, 2011

podding

The act of putting your tongue in and out of someones anus

''I have bought a tshirt with Ipod written on it''

''Erghh you dirty bum podder, you've been podding''

by Craig Garner August 27, 2007

love puddin

the cops because they love puddin our asses in jail

shiaaat get outa here, the love puddin is up in this jawn

by cj miller May 13, 2005

paddington bear

A gay British bear that is often donned in sweaters.

I want to take that cardigan off that paddington bear.

by Detroit Raver June 2, 2018

puddin tame

A miniscule and uncelebratory amount of male ejaculate.

The sex was so lousy, that when he pulled out to blast away, his puddin tame didn't make it past her pubes.

What's your name? Puddin tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

by hoofhearted1011 February 28, 2011

Podding

The act of killing someone with an iPod.

The geeky audiophile flipped out, and began a bloddy podding spree.

by Mooga March 3, 2005