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Porn Tourettes

It's a syndrome which attacks regular civilians as well as folks who have worked in the adult industry. Through adult industry business, media or socializing some people have become so desensitized to foul humor and obscenity that they can no longer recognize how offensive their conversations and jokes can be to normal people.
Out in public having loud discussions including the words pussy, dick, fucking, ass, anal, double penetration, hookers, porn stars, blowjobs, and anything of this nature would be considered a perfect example of a Porn Tourettes outburst.
by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010
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Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
by The Double Fister December 2, 2010
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porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.
"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
by buyalex April 19, 2010
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Nose Porn

Porn with your nose. You smell that pussy/dick which ever you prefer.
Wanna watch nose porn with me its great.
by The dick duo November 30, 2016
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Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.
She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.
by Cfsbf January 1, 2012
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Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.
Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019
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Teen Porn

Porn with young looking girls who are legaly over 18 but look 16.They cant legaly use teenagers so when you see teen porn advertised on a well known site it isnt an actual teen.
New Teen porn teen gives first blow job watch here! free teen xxx.
by Goggles Lyn June 18, 2011
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