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perish

Me: I wanna perish.
by iwannaperishintoash January 1, 2019
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Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.
Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
by riga1tony May 27, 2009
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Penis Perforation

Penis Perforation is considered the polite and proper way to call someone a "dickhole". It also describes a tear in the penis muscle.
"Piss off, penis perforation!"
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."
by mistergq79 January 16, 2013
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Above average penis

Usually associated with a guy named matthew
by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023
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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled bitch who thinks she's sexy as she has loads of money. She is stupid for a number of reasons one for her dog making a book WTF. She is a typical blonde that is not hot.
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton............Stupid Whore
by Laslo August 18, 2006
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Elephant penis

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.
by Starknight97 December 24, 2008
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paris hilton

world class skank. the song describes her best.

"miss hilton, she likes to give a trillion fucks,
for that we get the feeling you'd pay us a couple of bucks,
miss hilton, we like the way you push, heave and slide."
refer to one night in paris video.

Tera Patrick Seems Like mother Teresa when compared to Paris Hilton.
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