Laslo's definitions

French Chester

female - urinating on the person you're having sex with during your period, ONLY if blood is involved.
male - urinating on the person you're having sex with if there has knowingly been blood in your urine that day.
other - a section of Chester, PA where the French settled

Hey Leroy, I was with this crazy bitch on the rag last night and she gave me a French Chester instead of a blowjob.

by laslo January 12, 2010

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled bitch who thinks she's sexy as she has loads of money. She is stupid for a number of reasons one for her dog making a book WTF. She is a typical blonde that is not hot.

Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton............Stupid Whore

by Laslo August 18, 2006

meet

beef, chicken, pork...a food product from a dead animal used in fast food places like BK, KFC, and Mickey D's

"Sorry we closed. We out of meet."
(actual sign hung on a door in a Philadelphia Burger King)

by laslo January 15, 2009

greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

by laslo May 10, 2010

deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....

This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.

by laslo December 7, 2012

womanman

noun, a new species of seemingly politically correct male, usually in their mid 20's to mid 30's who has daddy issues and rebels against any type of male roll model, especially to males around the age of their father. They also are experts at playing the symp-card with women, in particular when it comes to using public transportation or asking a male for a ride. possible closet homosexuals, steroid use is common, and being a dick to males older than them is their super power. plural - womemmen

That guy who looks like he's on roids at the gym went off on me for no reason the other day. Oh yeah, you're older than him and he's a real womanman, when it comes to that.

by laslo October 19, 2016

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013