Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
by ViperGeek October 7, 2011
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1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Sometimes you can't park in front of your own house, since the spaces are all taken by parkingbaggers.
by Tugnat June 18, 2012
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Johnny was just packing pennies with Amber, now her butt is one big coin purse and Johnny is broke again.
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"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
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the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
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