Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
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Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.
When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.
by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023
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Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?
Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)
by LeDarke March 09, 2020
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giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact
giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 03, 2024
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scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.
Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017
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painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.
1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”
by dojacatswhore May 22, 2020
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Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick
Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.
by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020
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