Double Johnson

1.Two of anything,usually occurring very close to one another.
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty

LT"yo dude i threw a grenade on Summit and blew up 2 MFer's"
Rover "double johnson"

by L T Smash May 16, 2011

Double Texter

Someone who texts you once, then, for whatever reason when you don't text back they feel the need to text you again. Possibly on the same topic but usually consists of a sad face and a question conscerning your friendship (usually sarcastic). This has the potential to make you resent someone.

"Hey what's going on homie?"

No text back

":( Or just don't reply. I thought we were friends?!?"

"Why are you such a double texter noob? It really pisses me off...I was doing laundry I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO RESPOND!!!"

by S N double O P D O double G April 14, 2009

double negative

A mixture of two negative words to create a negative ethos, which actually meakes a positive. A side effect of rapid speech.

"No nothing"

"Don't do nothing"

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.

"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"

by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

double bubble

having the boobs and the ass..hense double bubble

shes deffently has a double bubble

by candy_gurl February 24, 2006

Double Dolphin

Gay sex maneuver, where a circumcised penis is "swallowed" by the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
NOTE the circumcised penis does NOT enter the pee hole of the uncircumcised penis, merely shares the forskin with the uncirumcised penis.

Two homos were seen doing the double dolphin

by Twiggy G April 16, 2009

Double Blowjob

When one girl some a dude's balls and another sucks his dick at the same time. Both girls must drool and moan as much as possible so when the dude pulls out he can cum all over both chick's faces.

Amanda and Megan enjoyed giving Tom a double blowjob and Amanda really liked the taste of balls in her mouth.

by Sven787999999 May 30, 2006