oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me

In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"

by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024

Oil Cookie

Oil Cookie is a tortilla that is fried and nothing on it except oil.

Mom can i have an Oil Cookie?

by Pour Yseudonym March 16, 2020

Bowser Oil

The refinery company that drills, extracts, refines, and distributes oil and it's counterparts all over the Mushroom Kingdom.

We wouldn't have Mario Kart without Bowser Oil!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

oil toil

Working so hard as to burn the midnight oil.

Tonight was an oil toil at the office.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock

1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.

by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016