Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.

Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”

by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021

Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

Oil Whore

A political leader or public official who is clearly in the pocket of Big Oil.

"Wow, Justin Trudeau is a real Oil Whore."
Or, "OMG, Notley is one bat shit crazy Oil Whore."

by Tommy Honest June 11, 2018

oil griffiths

a fat over weight wanna be member of blazin squad!!

twat ofcourse, oli is a twat

by ergqabhgahet February 9, 2004

Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock

1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.

by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016

hot oil enima

Attitude adjustment

When she is completely wrong and won't admit it. That bitch needs a hot oil enima

by jactkinson March 22, 2010