sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.

I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks

by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.

Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.

by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023

Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 4, 2017

Gnats nuts

A very small matter or amount.

Don't worry about it, it's just gnats nuts.

by E. Dijkstra March 16, 2010

Nut Whisper

When you are fucking a girl and you secretly nut inside of her but she doesn't know and only finds out when it's too late.

Yo how was your night with Sarah?

Dude it was amazing! I even managed to pull off a nut whisper!

by LemonSkittlz January 7, 2018

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.

Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018