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Are you able to help out or take on another task?
Your manager will IM you these series of questions to see is you’re busy by saying “Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?” By asking twice, she will be more likely to receive an answer.
by OBW69 August 10, 2024
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business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022
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heat business

Any situation considered negative in some manner, or will more often than not have a less than ideal result. Awkward situations also apply.
Eric: Today, I was almost got caught smoking weed by my parents.
Peter: Man, that is heat business...

Jeff: I just saw my brother kissing my sister...
Brett: Wow, that is absolute heatest of business.
by Kowlessari November 14, 2011
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The Business Gazette

A respected and reliable newspaper that provides in-depth analysis, news, and information about the financial and business sectors.
I rely on The Business Gazette to keep me informed on updates pertaining to the stock market and financial news.
by Ashleypp April 13, 2023
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Business Analytics

The baby of econometrics and the business world. A new and rapidly growing study that focuses on helping businesses make the right decisions based on big data, and using tools like mathematics, statistics, probability theory and machine learning. Basically econometrics, but less theoretical and slightly more practical.

Oh yeah btw, studying business analytics at college/university is immensely correlated with being attractive as fuck. (See example dialogue)
Some girl: Who’s that guy walking around campus and why is he so damn hot?

Other girl: He probably studies business analytics, and he’s probably a super smart and caring gentleman.
by KianNL February 26, 2024
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standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)
- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)
by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023
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Business

Business? You mean Joana?
by Bigploppa April 11, 2022
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