woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

Woman Boss

An independent woman who lives the life she wants. Is achieving great things. Intelligent. Strong. Tenacious. Kicks lifes ass.

Duuuude.. Jill is such a woman boss!

by nkicz August 9, 2019

woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.

Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly

by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011

Poopie woman

A type Poopie human.

Often very unattractive.

Oh, gosh Poopie woman smells like Legos.
Ew the new kid is Poopie woman

by Poopie man fan girl November 11, 2020

Woman moment

When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.

Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.

Woman: *does something stupid*

Man: woman moment

by Eric Tiledysfunction January 6, 2022

Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

by GokuThunda December 4, 2015

womans meal

a meal consisting of a 8 in sausage two meatballs and a white gravy sauce, chicks will eat it up

Dude i stayed in and gave my girl a great womans meal
Right on, did she eat that shit up
Hell yea, bro, every bit of it

by Fillmore Kuntz March 15, 2010