numb fuck

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.

an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.

by ST3V3 P. February 28, 2009

doing numbaz

Partaking in an illegal or sexual activity.

My block doing numbaz, cold winters hot summers.
You see my doing numbaz with that chick!!??! Why did you have to cock block?

by newbsta January 26, 2009

number 9 sucks

Number nine is the worst number in the history of numbers JUST SAYING

ITS ALL ABOUT NUMBER 8 ;) <3

STANDING for the best hockey player ever. :) :D

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Stephanie : Number 8 is the best number ever.
Jade: No number 9 is the best
Stephanie:No, number 8 is the Best and number 9 sucks

by sugarlipps8888888 August 14, 2010

real number

Only the chosen gamers can become a real number

U suck no way your a real number

by Chris M. April 5, 2004

divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.

Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.

by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006

big number

a fat woman who is sexy to some men

hey big number, you look some sort of sexy

by tuffpuff November 12, 2007

Liquid Numb

a cocktail drink that comprises of 7up or Sprite mixed with Cherry Cough Syrup and/or Codeine

I've got this back pain that wont go away. I think I'll make me some Liquid Numb

by funnyjokesalot September 19, 2012