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Nookie

Something you get from someone that is sexual or loving in nature.
This word is slang for an ACTION not a body part.
Sugar, action, hooking up, kissing, hugging, sexual activity, etc..
"I'm going home to get some nookie from my girl/boyfriend tonight."
by Tree September 11, 2003
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poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!
by poopnoodles February 22, 2010
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nooruddin

a synonym for a sexually-attractive male who monopolizes the women around him; in other words, he is "pimpin'"
"Wow, he is such a nooruddin."

"Oh lawd, I'm so jealous of that nooruddin, because he be gettin' all the girls."
by Mohiuddin Ahmed December 17, 2008
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Noobquotes

Noun: The things that surround a noob's username. Most commonly X's, O's, brackets, or symbols, and are always symmetrical. Derived from standard quotation marks: " "
Noobquotes:
-My username is xXuber-pwn0rXx. What's yours?
-It's .:*/Fail Sauce\*.-
-ASYMMETRY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
by BlaxMyth December 4, 2009
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noodle

An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!
That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.
by Vegasguy73 February 26, 2017
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send noodles

by wow my life is the worst December 30, 2016
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nong shim noodles

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)
"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."
by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006
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