To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer near sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, where their time is free (in money terms), but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation can be the cause and reason for overly complicated and hard to understand IT solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler, more commonly understood and tried and tested solutions to the same problem being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.
To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh! Next weekend I'm going to rewrite it in COBOL!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."
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"Come to Mantana..,where you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn!"
"No, I wasn't referencing the movie, Brokeback Mountain. Most Mantana men are NOT gay."
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Get the Mental Note mug.My friend fucked his girlfriend on the floor of her room 1 room away from her parents. THATS DOG MANTALITY!
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1: What’s that group of students doinng over there?
1: Oh My God! Are they trying to mug that guy?
2: Don’t bother calling the police. It’s just mob-mentality.
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2: Don’t bother calling the police. It’s just mob-mentality.
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Current: a characteristic attitude of mind or way or way of thinking towards women at large, usually with aggression and without consent;
Dated: a personal philosophy or existential belief characterized by a lack of self awareness and overriding selfishness/inability to pass.
Current: a characteristic attitude of mind or way or way of thinking towards women at large, usually with aggression and without consent;
Dated: a personal philosophy or existential belief characterized by a lack of self awareness and overriding selfishness/inability to pass.
Current: He hit her up in the hotel room, showing her that Mamba Mentality;
Dated: The team scored 112 points on only 7 assists, it's Mama Mentality running rampant among the starters.
Dated: The team scored 112 points on only 7 assists, it's Mama Mentality running rampant among the starters.
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thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
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