morning biscut

When you give a girl head in the morning, or whenever she wakes up.

"Tristan gave me a morning biscut and I couldn't have started my day off any better."

by cheetonoodle May 14, 2018

Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

Morning glory seeds

most commonly used as a reference to the seeds of Ipomoea Tricolor, a species known for its content of the psychoactive compound LSA. It is mainly used by anyone in r/LSA

"Yo man I was searching on Ebay for untreated Morning glory seeds and these ones seem legit."

by libertyprimeisonline October 19, 2020

team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood

I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007

Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

Cyber-morning after

The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.

Cyber-morning after

by Cmoth April 1, 2011

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013