john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.

Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.

Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Moose Factory

Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.

Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

Moose Factory

A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught

She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

Moose

A notorious Giga Chad of the forests that takes no shit from no one.

DEAR GOD, IT'S A FUCKING MOOSE.

by GUMOOSE December 12, 2022